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Guess Who's Coming to Delhi (2011)

Matt Walsh: Jerry Stern

Quotes 

• Jerry Stern : I know I wasn't the perfect husband, but is it a crime to pay another woman to give you the affection that your wife is withholding from you?

  Todd Dempsy : Yes.

  Jerry Stern : I know it was a crime, but is it a "crime" crime?

  Rajiv Gidwani : Yes, yes.

  Jerry Stern : Well, at least I came clean. What did I get? Her and that therapist ganging up on me. Telling me ever time I got a problem, I run away and get drunk.

  Todd Dempsy : Jerry, you came to India and got drunk.

  Jerry Stern : This is a business trip, Todd. You sound just like Nancy. I swear, I don't know what to do to make that woman happy.

  Rajiv Gidwani : Stop drinking liquor and going to prostitutes!