Outsourced (TV Series)
Guess Who's Coming to Delhi (2011)
Diedrich Bader: Charlie Davies
Quotes
-
Gupta : India is the largest democracy in the world. We invented chess, geometry and tandoori. When Colombus discovered your country, he was looking for Indian and our spices.
Charlie Davies : Well, I can see how he got confused because there were already Indians in America.
Gupta : No, Charlie, those Indians... bigger fish to fry. Let's get back to the flashcards.
[holds up a picture of the God, Shiva]
Charlie Davies : That's the God, Shiva: destroyer, transformer. Kind of looks like the dude from "Avatar".
Gupta : Many of them do. A lawsuit is pending.
[holds up a picture of the Taj Mahal]
Charlie Davies : My gut is telling me Temple of Doom, but I'm going to say Taj Mahal because I think it's a trick question.
Gupta : Very good.
[holds up a picture of a decorated cow]
Charlie Davies : That's a cow in drag.
Gupta : No, Charlie, the cow is decorated because it is sacred. We revere the cow for the milk it provides.
Charlie Davies : It also provides meat. Why can't you worship it for that?
Gupta : Think about it this way: when the cow is alive it can feed many people. When it is dead, it can only feed a few.
Charlie Davies : Huh, I never thought about it like that.
[Gupta hold up a picture of Mahatma Ghandi]
Charlie Davies : Pass.
Gupta : If you knew a famous Indian, it would probably be him.
Charlie Davies : Wait a minute, is that that guy over there.
Gupta : No, it is not that man.
-
Charlie Davies : America. We invented the light bulb, the computer, the swimsuit issue, spring break, the spork, hard shell tacos and the Beatles. USA.
Gupta : Ask away.
Charlie Davies : Tell me about this man.
[holds up a picture of Martin Sheen]
Gupta : After fighting in Vietnam, he went on to become one of America's most beloved presidents.
Charlie Davies : Okay, curveball coming.
[holds up a picture of Texas]
Gupta : Mexico?
Charlie Davies : Close enough. I also would have accepted California or Arizona. All right, where is this?
[holds up a picture of the "Eiffel Tower"]
Gupta : [hesitates] Paris... Paris Hotel Casino in Las Vegas?
Charlie Davies : Correct. In Paris, people don't drink out of yard-long plastic cups.
Gupta : Got it.
Charlie Davies : Now, let's test your knowledge of American dogs.
[starts throwing up flashcards quickly]
Gupta : Hot dog. Corn dog. Chili dog. Snoop Dogg.
Charlie Davies : Very good.