How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Blitzgiving (2010)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Lily, do you have any idea how many people I blindly hated for you? I hated Renée Zellweger with a burning passion for eight years only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon!
Lily Aldrin : Hey! I will hate her until I will get my money back for You, Me and Dupree!
Ted Mosby : THAT'S KATE HUDSON!
Lily Aldrin : Oh yeah... That's who I hate.
[to the others]
Lily Aldrin : Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
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Marshall Eriksen : The Blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold.
Zoey Pierson : Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.
Ted Mosby : Oh, what was that? I was distracted by the four-karat diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.
Steve Henry : Facial!
Ted Mosby : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turturkeykey to baste.
Zoey Pierson : I'm coming with you.
Ted Mosby : No! I baste alone.
Zoey Pierson : Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.
Steve Henry : Word play. Loving it!
Zoey Pierson : But relax. I've got a ton of sides to heat up since my plans fell through.
Ted Mosby : Who canceled? Your coven?
Steve Henry : Coven, group of witches! Boom!
Zoey Pierson : Yeah, they were worn out from putting that spell on your hair!
Steve Henry : Oh! Serve returned!
Ted Mosby : Are you happy? You're ruining Thanksgiving!
Zoey Pierson : Well, you're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with, either!
Steve Henry : God, I'm so happy to be here. My face hurts from smiling!
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Everyone : THE GENTLEMAN!
Ted Mosby : What was that?
Barney Stinson : Oh Blitz you had to be there.
Ted Mosby : I'm not the Blitz!