- Ciara: Man. Where am I?
- Lauren: Who am I?
- Kenzi: Why are my pants so tight?
- Dyson: What the hell is on my face?
- Detective Hale: Oh dear. Have we... Have we switched bodies?
- Dyson: [as Kenzi] He was in your body for, what, ten minutes, until he death sucked Ciara like an evil vacuum.
- Lauren: None of these books had what I was looking for.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Did you try Wikipedia?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: With all the recent fighting alienating all my clientele, I thought a bingo night would be fun. Clearly I chose the wrong kind of fun.
- Lauren: Two words, Trick: Mechanical bull.
- Woods: Reynard's poisoned the kegs. Anyone who's had some beer tonight, has ingested the Gorgon blood.
- [Kenzi spits her drink out]
- Detective Hale: Could be worse. Could have ingested Trick's Creme de Squid.
- Kenzi: That is *not* a thing.
- Lauren: So... all of us.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Except for me. I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that swill.
- [Everyone looks at him]
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Sorry - Barkeep humor.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: This is serious.
- Detective Hale: Seriously bad timing. We're trapped in a bar, maybe for days and *this* is the night the new waitress has off?
- Bo Dennis: Why are you always lurking around me?
- Nain Rouge: You are... Significant.
- Bo Dennis: Oh, boy, here we go again...
- Nain Rouge: The extinction of the Fae is upon us.
- Bo Dennis: The extinction?
- Nain Rouge: I'm sorry, do I need to use smaller words? Fae go bye-bye?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Where was Dyson born?
- Ciara: [as Hale] What's Dyson's favorite food?
- Detective Hale: [as Ciara] What's Dyson's favorite position?
- Kenzi: [as Dyson] Ciara...
- Lauren: Honestly, lady-...
- Detective Hale: Not sure? Well, why don't we ask Bo.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: What did you see in Hamistagan, Bo?
- Bo Dennis: Some damn effective birth control.
- Kenzi: Whatever Woods put around the building must be blocking all the signals.
- Woods: [as Bo] And I can't find a way of removing it. Though, I did start a fire on Trick's rug.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: My eighth century Persian rug?
- Woods: I'm sure those things are made to last.
- Woods: [as Bo] Does this mean you found a way to get us back into our bodies?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Couple of days in group therapy aught to flush out the Gorgon blood.
- Dyson, Woods: Seriously?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: No.