- Ryan Wolfe: [seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God. That is the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.
- Vince Kessler: All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.
- Detective Frank Tripp: Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.
- Vince Kessler: Uh, I didn't.
- Detective Frank Tripp: You molded it yourself, idiot.
- Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Which means we can match it to you.
- Vince Kessler: Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.
- Lieutenant Horatio Caine: It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.
- Vince Kessler: Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless.
- Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Unlike the beating you gave her.
- Vince Kessler: No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.
- Detective Frank Tripp: You got money riding on this?
- Vince Kessler: No, I just want to see my team win.
- Detective Frank Tripp: Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.