Flatten the Curve Flat Earth 2022 (2022) Poster

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1/10
Not a documentary, no actual information
sthurston216 April 2022
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This is a load of people claiming supposedly knowledgeable professions and then saying I am a flat Earther because whatever. No evidence. No alternative physics. Just a load of people saying they can't see how the globe can possibly work.

Even the memes they used are just fragments. I spotted a couple of fragments that appeared to come from debunker videos such as the boats over the horizon with a boat clearly half out of sight framed by a red rectangle.
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1/10
Horrible
mbsevans-986594 March 2022
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A complete load of nonsense and lies. There are absolutely no facts in this drivel. The aviation citations offered by fake pilots including one Rob Taylor, are laughable. In fact they aren't really evidence of anything, and nothing said in this nonsense backs anything us real pilots do in reality. Utter trash.
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10/10
The Best Flat Earth Documentary Ever Made
eddiealencar25 April 2022
I see a couple trolls commenting here who can't really debunk the technical information contained in this documentary. There's no such thing as Coriollis effect. Earth doesn't spin. No such thing as circumnavigation North/South, only East/West, West/East. Large bodies of water when undisturbed will remain flat. Earth is provable stationary. Cheers!
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1/10
More from the cutting room floor.
colinoccupants-6958329 April 2023
Another 'documentary' made from old clips of idiots preaching flat earth nonsense. Utter drivel. No factual information, just a collection of moronic internet memes laced together in one long yawn-fest.

Another 'documentary' made from old clips of idiots preaching flat earth nonsense. Utter drivel. No factual information, just a collection of moronic internet memes laced together in one long yawn-fest.

Another 'documentary' made from old clips of idiots preaching flat earth nonsense. Utter drivel. No factual information, just a collection of moronic internet memes laced together in one long yawn-fest.
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1/10
Best Comedy of 2022
famousearlbullard17 July 2023
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Hands-down the best sci-fi comedy of the 21st century, and maybe the best comedy of errors since the original Dumb & Dumber. If you enjoy seeing hilariously ignorant people misunderstand literally everything, you'll love Flatten the Curve.

On the other hand, if you're looking for any sort of scientific or factual information then Flatten the Curve may not be for you, as it is totally devoid of anything that could possibly be considered facts, logic, or rational thought. You would learn more about reality by watching classic sci-fi comedies like Space Balls or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as opposed to this newest entry in the sci-fi comedy genre. Those at least portray the basics of reality correctly, such as the shapes of planets, although they are arguably not nearly as funny.
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1/10
For those that failed every science class they ever took.
tipigi-119 July 2023
Anyone that claims that the Earth is flat falls into one of four categories. 1 - They are simply naive, and have watched too many youtube/tiktok videos, made by people that have never set foot in a university science, physics, mathematics, or geology class. 2 - They are trolls that are out for a laugh. 3 - They are simple-minded, and can only see things for how they appear (and believe things like gravity is fake as well). 4 - They know that the Earth is actually a sphere, because it is, yet they enjoy having a modest bunch of idiotic followers on social media, so they make "movies" like this waste of film.

Anyone that believes the Earth is flat, has never asked themselves the tough questions like:

Why can't I find even one PhD-leveled physicist, astrophysicist, or mathematician, anywhere in the world, that also believes the Earth is flat?

Why can't we humans, with all of our amazing technology, find the edge of the flat-Earth? Why can't we find the "dome" that we claim is above us?

What makes a shadow appear on the moon during a Lunar eclipse? Since you believe that the sun and moon travel in circles above the flat, pizza-shaped planet, what is between the sun and moon to make that shadow? It can't be the pizza!

If "north" is the absolute center of the flat Earth, and "south" is every direction facing outwards...how can people in different places, such as South Africa, Australia, and southern Argentina all face south and all see the same Southern Cross constellation?

Why do stars, when filmed with time-lapse photography spin counterclockwise north of the equator, and clockwise south of the equator?

Since the general consensus of the flat Earth community says that the sun is only 3,000 miles above us (not 93 million, which is actually is, try learning some trigonometry), and we can easily find the distance between two cities, such as Santiago, Chile and Sydney, Australia using any travel app (hint: it's a touch over 7,000 miles), then using very basic math, we know that 3,000/7,000 = 0.42, meaning that even at the farthest distance from the sun, it should never appear lower than 42 degrees in the sky. Obviously it sets every evening.

Why do cities like Nome, Alaska get 24 continuous hours of sunlight for weeks at a time, and then darkness for weeks if the sun moves around in little circles above the flat Earth?

Flat-Earthers claim that gravity isn't real, and will say that it's density that makes things fall to the ground. Using that "logic", we can take two bags of water. One has one gallon of water, and the other has two gallons of water. They have the same density....so put them both on a scale, and answer why one falls lower than the other. (hint: it's gravity)

Flat-Earthers claim that the sun gets smaller and smaller as it sets, which is why we cannot see it after that, yet when we photograph a sunset using time-lapse photography, the sun remains the exact same size the entire time. (i.e. It doesn't get smaller)

I could go on forever, but you get the point. They cannot answer these questions. They cannot even agree on one unified working model of their flat-Earth that answers every question asked of it.

There is no real science in this "movie", simply a bunch of idiots spewing nonsense, and others agreeing with it.

If flat-Earthers want to prove all of us "Globers" wrong, then simple... find the edge of the Earth already. Live-stream it for all to see. Show the world how wrong we are! Put your money where you mouth is, and do this already! That edge of the world has been winning the world's longest game of hide-and-seek....this is honestly what you believe if you're a flat-Earther.

Don't waste your time watching this if you have more than half a brain.
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1/10
Not Very Convincing, Must Be Willing to Accept Conspiracies as Truth
medusa-3212 August 2023
Well,

Watched this movie hoping that this would be the film to offer firm real scientific and physics based analysis to why the earth is flat but in the end there is only half baked pseudo-sciency little bits of information that are supposed to justify their beliefs. I found it very entertaining and really laughed out loud many times. Some real gems and the people who believe this will only scoff and say the wool is still pull over my eyes and that the dark states conspiracy machine has it's hold on me. Kinda ironic that this whole flat earth thing is the conspiracy not the other way around.

If you need a good laugh, worth a watch. J's comments are the best. Watch for yourself and decide. Pretty sure this is great fodder for anyone who believes it but no one who doesnt will be swayed by anything in here. Just a bunch of stock footage and people spouting nonsense and others agreeing with it.
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I havent even watched it but.......
ericjmarlow27 September 2023
The comments are ridiculous. A load of people who also probably didnt watch it but believe everything they are ever told. Is it flat? Maybe, probably. And we will never know. Flat Earthers do have some valid points, and these are points that these people who comment on the stupidity of flat Earth, cant answer. And if the only answer you have is.... "it just is" then you shouldnt even be in the arguement. Why can we see mountains that are 700 miles away and should be under the curve? Did they get the size of the Earth wrong? If not then what is the answer? Do airplanes decend every 5 minutes to avoid flying off into space? Pilots will tell you No, they dont. But they must do, right? So in my humble opinion, there are some un answered questions out there. Does wanting a few answers make me a flat Earther? No, Does it make me a brainwashed idiot? No.

Theres a lot about this Earth that we dont know and certainly a lot of lies being told by the people that run it. Nasa will tell you they cant go back to the moon because they lost the telemetry data.... yet they have a robot walking around on MARS. When you hear obvious lies, then it ok to start asking questions i think. Have a wonderful day people. And dont step off the edge. Haha.
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