"How I Met Your Mother" Glitter (TV Episode 2010) - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson : [Coaching Ted on how to get Punchy to leave his apartment] You are the weakest link, Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn't work for us. Your time's up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the château. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped.

Ted Mosby : Okay, yeah I know...

Barney Stinson : You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn't measure up. Sashay away. Give me your jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen. I'm sorry, you did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, you're wearing a flower.

Barney Stinson : Thank You!

Marshall Eriksen : I didn't compliment, just observed.
Barney Stinson : SCIENCE! There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals... Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson.

Robin Scherbatsky : Aaaand nope!
Barney Stinson : [about the show Robin did as her teen pop-star alter-ego Robin Sparkles; "the Space Teens] Space? Teens? Is this a porno?

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson