My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Applebuck Season (2010)

Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight begins her speech after straightening her notecards]  Welcome everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to...

  Rainbow Dash : [bursting onto the podium]  Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome.

  [squeals the last two words] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [pushes her out of the way]  Exactly. And...

  Pinkie Pie : [interrupting]  This week, I get to run SugarCube Corner for the first time.

  Twilight Sparkle : What does that have to do with Applejack?

  Pinkie Pie : [pause]  OH! Applejack, one of the best bakers *ever*, is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter...

  Fluttershy : Twilight?

  Twilight Sparkle : -rupted.

  Fluttershy : Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping *me* this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.

  Twilight Sparkle : Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say...

  [sees the Mayor standing near her, smiling, waiting to speak] 

  Twilight Sparkle : UGH! Never mind!

  [she throws her papers in the air] 

• Twilight Sparkle : [hums to herself while trotting; comes to a stop when she sees three ponies lying in the street after the rabbit stampede, although there is no apparent damage; gasps] 

  Rose : The horror, the horror!

  Lily : It was awful!

  Daisy : A disaster. A horrible, horrible disaster!

  Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight looks at the seemingly peaceful, empty street]  I don't get it.

  Lily : [runs over to her flower garden]  Our gardens, destroyed!

  Rose : [runs to her flowerpots]  Every last flower, devoured!

  Daisy : By... by... THEM!

  [points at the bunnies nearby, eating many flowers] 

• Twilight Sparkle : We came as soon as we heard.

  Nurse Redheart : Oh thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get.

  [ponies are moaning in the sick ward from eating Applejack's incorrectly-made muffins] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh no! What happened?

  Nurse Redheart : [Spike picks up a tainted muffin and sniffs it]  It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.

  Pinkie Pie : [in bed, weakly]  No... not baked goods. Baked... BADS.

  [gurgles] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [to herself]  Applejack...

  Spike : [chewing noisily]  Mm! Want one?

  [offers a muffin to Twilight] 

• Mrs. Cake : Now Pinkie Pie, are you *sure* you're up for baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon?

  Pinkie Pie : Yes siree bob, Mrs Cake. Plus, I have Ponyville's prized pony to help me out. Why, she's the best baker *ever*. Right, Applejack?

  [Applejack, still sleep-deprived, shakes her head to keep herself awake] 

  Mr. Cake : No? You're not the best baker ever?

  Applejack : WHAT? Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye.

  Mrs. Cake : [sigh]  Alright. Wuh, see you later, girls!

  Pinkie Pie : [Applejack shakes her head again to "wake up"]  Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'!

• Pinkie Pie : Alrighty! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?

  Applejack : [waking up]  Eh, uh, whu, what was that?

  Pinkie Pie : [slow and distorted]  Chocolate chips.

  Applejack : Chips... got it. Tater chips, all salty and dry, okie-dokie. What next?

  Pinkie Pie : [still slow and distorted]  Baking soda.

  Applejack : Soda. Perfect. That'll get the tater chips nice and wet. Now what?

  Pinkie Pie : [normal]  A cup of flour.

  Applejack : A cup o' sour? Well, lemons are sure sour. One cup o' sour, comin' up.

  [she pours lemon juice into the bowl] 

  Applejack : Anything else, Pinkie?

  Pinkie Pie : One last thing. Wheat germ.

  Applejack : [makes a disgusted face]  Wheat worms? Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms.

  [she goes outside to dig around and comes back inside to drop some earthworms in the bowl] 

  Pinkie Pie : [looking only at the cookbook]  Now *that's* gonna be *delicious*.

  Applejack : [looking at the bowl she filled with nasty things]  If you say so.