- Brian Griffin: She's killed 3 people in the ring. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian.
- Floyd Wetherton: A broken promise is like a child's pinwheel, you've got to be yourself or at least within the confines.
- Floyd Wetherton: I have a strong headache when I go to sleep and when I wake up.
- Floyd Wetherton: My Puerto Rican wife got fat.