Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Springtime on a Stick (2010)

Macey Cruthird: Megan

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Quotes 

• Jake Harper : [watching television with Megan]  So, I'm confused. Is Edward the gay vampire, or the gay werewolf?

  Megan : The vampire. And he's not gay, he's androgynous.

  Jake Harper : So, he can write with both hands. Big deal.

  Megan : No, I mean... never mind.

  Jake Harper : I'll tell you what's a great movie: Jackass 2. I know what you're thinkin'...

  [turns off the TV] 

  Jake Harper : Sequels suck. But not that one. There's this one part where this guy puts on a diver's helmet with a hose attached, and this fat guy farts into the tube until he pukes! The guy in the diver's helmet, not the fat guy.

  Megan : Sounds puerile.

  Jake Harper : Oh, yeah. It's totally puerile. Unless puerile isn't good, in which case it's totally un-puerile.

  Jake Harper : [Megan looks at him in disbelief, as he tries again]  Anti-puerile?

  Megan : Maybe we shouldn't talk.

  [she kisses him]