Jackass 3.5 (2011 Video)
Ryan Dunn: Self
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Quotes
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Loomis Fall : [shot from behind with a portable cannon] Fuck!
Ryan Dunn : What the fuck was that?
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Bam Margera : Dave got kicked right in his fucking face.
Ryan Dunn : He deserves it.
Bam Margera : Everybody deserves everything.
Ryan Dunn : Yeah.
Bam Margera : You deserve this.
[tries to push Dunn's chair over but fails and Dunn pushes him down]
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Ryan Dunn : With Bam's Liberace diamond covered soles... it's the worst thing ever.
Bam Margera : Wah!
[Bam falls over backwards in the chair]
Bam Margera : Did I get sabotaged or am I just stupid?
Ryan Dunn : No, you just don't know how to sit right.
Bam Margera : It's this chair, man. This fucking chair. It's like the most flimsy fucking chair I've ever met. Here we go again.
[Bam falls over again]
Ryan Dunn : [laughing] We started off on the same chairs! Look at yours.
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Ryan Dunn : One small step for man, one giant leap for that sweet ass.
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Ryan Dunn : It was destined for failure like from the get-go, but we kept on trying it 'cause we're stupid.
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Ehren McGhehey : Why don't you guys take your shoes off?
Ryan Dunn : Why don't you shut the fuck up?
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Ryan Dunn : I wish you guys had a dick cam 'cause that's where that pole went.
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Ryan Dunn : Knoxville has prescription lotion and that's all he uses. And I got it.
Bam Margera : But I got something else... horse cum.
Ryan Dunn : Where do you even get horse cum?
Bam Margera : From a horse, idiot
Ryan Dunn : Yeah, but did you get it from the horse?
Bam Margera : I don't know!