The Office (TV Series)
Viewing Party (2010)
Ellie Kemper: Erin Hannon
Quotes
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Erin Hannon : [about Gabe] Why don't you like him?
Michael Scott : What is there to like? He's just... he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not?
Erin Hannon : I care if *you* like him.
Michael Scott : Why? I'm not your father
[Long pause]
Michael Scott : Alright.
Erin Hannon : Ok.
Michael Scott : Go to your room.
Erin Hannon : What?
Michael Scott : Go to your room, young lady.
Erin Hannon : Uhm... I'm not going to my room.
Michael Scott : You listen to me, you listen good. You are not to see that boy anymore.
Erin Hannon : You listen to me, you are not to tell me what to do!
Michael Scott : As long as you are living under this roof, you are going to do what I say.
Erin Hannon : I hate your roof!
Michael Scott : Oh, do not raise your voice to me!
Erin Hannon : I'll raise it all I want, I'll raise the roof!
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Erin Hannon : Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks.
Michael Scott : Well.
Erin Hannon : Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.
Michael Scott : He's the longest baby in this room.
Erin Hannon : What's the longest thing you've ever seen? For me it was the trail from a jet...
Gabe Lewis : Erin you don't have to...
Michael Scott : Yeah, you know what, Erin, you do have to.
Gabe Lewis : Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott : [Dead Serious] That's what she said.
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Gabe Lewis : What if it's another Waco?
Erin Hannon : It's pronounced "Wacko".