Moms and Dads for letting us dream
Kevin Smith who kinda knows we exist
Joss Whedon who STILL doesn't know we exist
Devon Marie Burt stars in this film; also appearing as a vamp / prey is Devon Porter. It's strange (and possibly unique) to see the unusual name Devon twice in one film.
Roland Victor Currie has his full name in the end credits, but is listed as Roland Currie in opening credits.