How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Canning Randy (2010)
Will Forte: Randy
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : This just isn't working out.
Randy Wharmpess : [Thinking] I'm fired, great. This is the candle kiosk at the mall all over again. Wait a minute... I get a severance check! If I don't shred it, I can use that money to start my own brewery! Imagine a beer with my name on it! Randy Wharmpess, this is the best day of your life!
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Randy Wharmpess : Okay, you win. Maybe trashing your office was a mistake. It's just, as along as I can remember, making beer has been my dream.
[Pulls out a beer]
Randy Wharmpess : Wharmpess?
[Marshall takes it]
Randy Wharmpess : I know it sounds dumb to someone who's already achieved his dream. Big time lawyer at a huge corporation.
Marshall Eriksen : You think working here is my dream?
Randy Wharmpess : Of course. Anyway, I'll clean this stuff up, have someone get that dead squirrel out of your desk.
Marshall Eriksen : Randy... This is delicious. You're fired
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GNB's ad voiceover : [Goliath National Bank's ad] What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks? Here at GNB, We Care.
Barney Stinson : [holding a recycling bin] I care about our precious Earth.
[puts in spent soft drink can]
Randy Wharmpess : [opening the door for an old woman] I care about old people.
Arthur Hobbs : I care about high-yield, offshore investments, and so does Tugboat here. Isn't that right, Tugboat?
[plays with dog]
Marshall Eriksen : [at his office, eating salad] Okay, get that camera out of my face before I flip you like a cheese omelet!
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Robin Scherbatsky : God, your nose is bleeding like a faucet.
Randy Wharmpess : Yeah, I'm sorry this happens every time I get an erection.