- Dr. Mark Sloan: [the night shift doctors, Karev, Grey, little Grey, Kepner, Avery, arrive at the hospital yawning] Did you just yawn? Was that a yawn?
- Dr. Teddy Altman: Don't tell us you're tired after getting to sleep all day.
- Dr. April Kepner: It's not as easy as it sounds.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Not easy? Not... When I was a resident, I actually worked for a living. I did every other night call for five years.
- Dr. Robert Stark: There were days I didn't go home for 72 hours. I loved it.
- Dr. Alex Karev: As you trudged through the snow while you whittled your own scalpels.
- Dr. Alex Karev: [Grey and Karev perform surgery without their attending, Dr. Stark and are now sitting in a conference room awaiting the consequences] We did what we were trained to do.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Remember the first day? The chief said only two of us would make it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey, Dr. Alex Karev: [speaks in unison] I thought it'd be me and Cristina.
- Dr. Alex Karev: How are we the last two standing?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [Bailey is drunk and goes to the hospital to sleep it off and is met by Kepner] Come here Kepner. Come. Closer.
- [Kepner's face is leaning close to Bailey]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with.
- Dr. April Kepner: [Embarrassed and now straightening her posture] Oh, God! I know. I am aware. You don't need to tell me...
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: You take your maiden voyage with a nice boy. A kind boy. A boy who loves you... You wait, you hear me? Keep your knees together.
- [Drifting off to sleep]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Use soap and warm water.
- Dr. April Kepner: On... my maiden voyage?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: On the super glue.
- [referring to the teens that had glued their arms together]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Soap, water and put a little acetone in it. It works like a charm.
- Dr. April Kepner: Ok. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Can you believe we called an entire O.R. team and they came? Amazing.
- Dr. Alex Karev: We've got balls. Clamp.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You've got balls. I've got *cojones*.
- Dr. Alex Karev: You know those are balls, right?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [Cristina, now bartending, brings the drinks to the table] All right! I call this the Early Onset Alzheimer's. Because you won't remember anything after you drink it.
- [Everyone raises their glasses for a toast]
- Dr. Cristina Yang: To Shepherd and his genius brain crap.
- Dr. Teddy Altman: Why would he ask me what my favorite food was? Like he read that's some good ice-breaker from some internet handbook that was handed out at the loser fair. Ugh!
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: This is why you don't meet people on the internet.
- Dr. Teddy Altman: You're married. You don't get to have an opinion about my pathetic forays into internet dating.
- Dr. Teddy Altman: [several drinks later] You know, I write online profiles, and I check the boxes that say I like hiking and dogs...
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Is there a box for fistulas? 'Cause that's what I want. A guy that can talk fistulas.
- [Doctors Altman, Sloan and Torres look bewildered]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Find a man that's interested in fistulas and pancreas... essss and you'll find a man that's not internet dating.