Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)

Slow Night, So Long (2010)

Kim Raver: Dr. Teddy Altman

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• Dr. Mark Sloan : [the night shift doctors, Karev, Grey, little Grey, Kepner, Avery, arrive at the hospital yawning]  Did you just yawn? Was that a yawn?

  Dr. Teddy Altman : Don't tell us you're tired after getting to sleep all day.

  Dr. April Kepner : It's not as easy as it sounds.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Not easy? Not... When I was a resident, I actually worked for a living. I did every other night call for five years.

  Dr. Robert Stark : There were days I didn't go home for 72 hours. I loved it.

  Dr. Alex Karev : As you trudged through the snow while you whittled your own scalpels.

• Dr. Teddy Altman : Why would he ask me what my favorite food was? Like he read that's some good ice-breaker from some internet handbook that was handed out at the loser fair. Ugh!

  Dr. Derek Shepherd : This is why you don't meet people on the internet.

  Dr. Teddy Altman : You're married. You don't get to have an opinion about my pathetic forays into internet dating.

• Dr. Teddy Altman : [several drinks later]  You know, I write online profiles, and I check the boxes that say I like hiking and dogs...

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Is there a box for fistulas? 'Cause that's what I want. A guy that can talk fistulas.

  [Doctors Altman, Sloan and Torres look bewildered] 

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Find a man that's interested in fistulas and pancreas... essss and you'll find a man that's not internet dating.