- Gustavo Rocque: Yeah, why would I want to go to a spa?
- Kendall Knight: Uh, because Jay-Z wrote an entire album while getting a seaweed/mango body scrum.
- Arthur Griffin: [following BTR's success] You know, I think I'll write a song with Gustavo.
- Gustavo Rocque: Of course, we can skip the fighting.
- Arthur Griffin: No, no. I want to be thorough.
- [Arthur's business suit sleeves are pulled off, revealing very muscular arms]
- James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: Ooo!
- Arthur Griffin: Ha-ha-haaa!
- Gustavo Rocque: [getting ruffed up] Oh! Agh! Ah! Ah! Ahhh!
- Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell, Kendall Knight: Oh!
- James Diamond: [seeing Arthur wipe the booth window with Gustavo's face] It's gonna be a good song.
- Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell, Kendall Knight: Oh, yeah.
- Kelly Wainwright: Okay, we know that fighting is not the way to write a great pop song.
- Arthur Griffin: Yes, it is.
- [the boys bare cheesy, frozen smiles]
- Gustavo Rocque: What are you idiots so happy about? Stop, it's creeping me out.
- [lines are later repeated by Katie, word for word]
- [the boys want to write a song]
- Gustavo Rocque: Are you ready to sit in complete silence for hours waiting for the perfect lyric to arrive, or stare into the eyes of the sun to find that killer hook?