Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (2010)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : Do you have any idea how long it would take me to earn that kind of money?
Charlie Harper : Oh, don't think like that. You're never gonna earn that kind of money!
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Charlie Harper : [Removes his sunglasses, revealing bruised eyes] Bar fight.
Alan Harper : Oh, no! What happened?
Charlie Harper : Some bikers were giving a stripper a hard time, so I jumped in.
Alan Harper : You're kidding.
Charlie Harper : You know me. I can't stand to see a naked, high-heeled, glitter-covered, Ping-Pong-ball-shooting woman in distress!
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Kendra : [Charlie is preparing for cosmetic surgery and Kendra, an attractive nurse, enters the room] Mr. Harper?
Charlie Harper : Call me Charlie.
Kendra : All right, Charlie. Call me Kendra.
Charlie Harper : Can I call you Nurse Kendra?
Kendra : If you like.
Charlie Harper : Oh, I like!