- Casey Cartwright: Katherine?
- Katherine Parker: Hm? Oh, um, I'm so sorry, Casey.
- Casey Cartwright: I'm just a little distracted this morning with a personal dilemma. You see, I've taken a lover.
- Katherine Parker: I'm just a little distracted this morning with a personal dilemma.
- Casey Cartwright: - My, how classy.
- Katherine Parker: I've read enough Victorian literature to know that I cannot afford to be careless or the next thing you know I'll be out on the street begging for tuppence to feed my bastard love child.
- Casey Cartwright: So you and your stable boy need birth control?
- Katherine Parker: He's not a stable boy, Casey. In fact, he wants to be a kindergarten teacher.
- Casey Cartwright: Wait. Beaver?
- Katherine Parker: His given name is Walter, but yes. We made a connection during our night in Rio. But do not worry, we have been using condoms.
- Casey Cartwright: - Yay!
- Katherine Parker: - So many condoms.
- Casey Cartwright: The thing is, I would prefer to have a second layer of defense, one that I control.
- Pharmacist: Now, these pills take three weeks
- Katherine Parker: -To become effective. I've read all the literature online, I feel well-versed in the side effects. Thank you.
- Pharmacist: Wow. You're very prepared.
- Katherine Parker: Well, I'm also not an idiot. Like Whitney Houston, I believe that children are the future. It's just a far distant future after I've made partner. Am I right, Casey?
- Casey Cartwright: Yes, that is the plan. No, and our kids can have play dates.
- Katherine Parker: My God, I think my little Anastasia would love that.
- Casey Cartwright: Oh, my God!
- Katherine Parker: So I'll call you.
- Casey Cartwright: I'll pencil it in.
- Katherine Parker: Yes! Thank you for your help here today.
- Casey Cartwright: I'm gonna have so much fun tonight.
- Katherine Parker: Bye!
- Casey Cartwright: Ooh! Bye!
- Cappie: See, we used to date, and I'm trying to prove to her that I can be responsible.
- Hailey Segal: Oh, look, I get all my drama from One Tree Hill, OK? If you can't help, can you at least point me to the bathroom?