Longhorns (2011)

Jacob Newton: Kevin

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Quotes 

• Cesar : [as Kevin prepares to take a shower]  Should I close my eyes?

  Kevin : [slipping off his underwear with a smile]  Too late.

• Kevin : D'you know it's, uh, Wear-Jeans-If-You're-Gay Day?

  Cesar : Of course. I organized it.

  Kevin : [dropping smile]  Oh... shit. That... That's cool.

• Kevin : [voiceover while masturbating]  That Cesar's probably lurkin' at some rest stop this very minute or sniffin' jock straps at the gym. What that poor boy must be going through.

• Kevin : [voiceover]  Wow. He... He ain't got nothin' I ain't seen in gym class.

• Kevin : [voiceover]  Wow-wee! If he were a girl, I'd be ridin' a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

• Justin : [barging in]  Hey, cum-guzler!

  Kevin : Jesus! You heard of knockin'?

  Justin : Woo, who put a bug up your ass?

• Kevin : If dumb were dirty, you'd cover an acre.

  Justin : Well, if brains was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

• Cesar : And what are you?

  Kevin : Just yer average good-ole-boy.

  Cesar : Who could charm the skin off a rattlesnake.

• Cesar : You're hotter than a billy-goat in a pepper patch.

  Kevin : You're makin' fun of me.

  Cesar : Never.

• Kevin : Ain't you done yet?

  Justin : When you're bigger'n Dallas it takes longer.