"The Inbetweeners" Trip to Warwick (TV Episode 2010) - Joe Thomas as Simon Cooper

Simon Cooper : [after Tara asks him to talk dirty] I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat!
Jay : Oh, No, Neil, You haven't...

Tara : What?

Will : Unbelievable.

Tara : Oh, My God that stinks!

Simon : Neil! Have you farted again?

Neil : [laughing] Not sure mate, could be fart, could be worse!

Simon : For fuck's sake, open a window!

Will : You need to see a bowel specialist!

Jay : Or he could ask his dad. He likes inspecting men's anuses!

Tara : I feel really ill Simon, can you please pull over?

Neil : Calm down, it was only a Sausage and Egg McMuffin.

Tara : [shudders] Oooh...

Neil : Ooh, There's the Hash Brown!

[farts again]

Will : Jesus Christ!
Tara : [Simon is trying to have sex with Tara but failing] Simon, Simon... Nothing's happening.

Simon Cooper : I know, I know... You think I don't fucking know that? I know that better than anyone! I know it's floppy!

Tara : So don't worry, I was just saying...

Simon Cooper : Don't say, okay? I know better than anyone that my penis isn't fucking working!

Tara : It's okay...

Simon Cooper : It's not fucking okay! It's not okay!

[looks at penis]

Simon Cooper : Why won't you start? Every time I don't want one it's there, and the one time I need it nothing!

Tara : Okay, You're scaring me now...

Simon Cooper : [shouting at penis] Work you stupid, fucking thing! Get big! Get big!

Tara : Simon!

Simon Cooper : Why aren't you doing it? Do it! Get big! Oh, please just work you ugly cunt!

[hits it]

Joe Thomas: Simon Cooper