Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (2010)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Lyndsey told me she loves me tonight.
Charlie Harper : Really? What did you say?
Alan Harper : What could I say? I love you, too!
Charlie Harper : Do you love her?
Alan Harper : Yeah, sure! What's not to love?
Charlie Harper : I don't know. Her mood swings. Her idiot teenage son. And the fact that you need a muscle relaxer, a bottle of wine and a jackhammer to get her off.
Alan Harper : Hey! I told you about that in confidence!
Charlie Harper : Who else is here? The same two people know!