House M.D. (TV Series)

Recession Proof (2011)

Adrian LaTourelle: Bert

Quotes 

• Bert : Haven't you ever done something in a relationship that you wished you could take back?

  Dr. Robert Chase : ...Maybe.

  Bert : How'd you handle it?

  Dr. Robert Chase : I told her the truth - eventually.

  Bert : How'd that work out?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Not well.

• Martha Masters : We need to ask you a few questions. Alone, if you don't mind... Uh, they tend to be personal in nature...

  Diane : I'm his wife. I can probably answer them better than he can.

  Martha Masters : They're about his job.

  Diane : Well, what does that matter? He sits in an office all day.

  Bert : Honey, take a break. It's okay.

  Diane : No! Seriously, if there's something really wrong with him, I want to know about it.

  Martha Masters : It's not...

  Dr. Robert Chase : Our questions are about what he eats for lunch at work and what comes out at the end. Bowel movements mostly. Color, texture, smell.

  Diane : Okay.

  Bert : Pretty sure you can't help with that.

  Diane : Maybe I could use a break.

  [to Chase] 

  Diane : Thank you for your honesty.

  Dr. Robert Chase : You're welcome.