House M.D. (TV Series)

Carrot or Stick (2011)

Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase

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• Wynn : When we were talking you seemed like a nice guy. So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way. For whatever reason, a little negative re-enforcement seemed warranted... Oh currently your password is "Great big ho." Change it back to anything but "password."

  Dr. Robert Chase : Hey, I'm - I'm sorry. Let me prove it to you by taking you out for dinner followed by not sleeping.

  [Chuckles] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : I'm serious.

  Wynn : Not on your life.

• Dr. Robert Chase : We talked at the reception. That's why you hate me?

  Bree : It was fun.

  Dr. Robert Chase : It was great.

  Bree : Until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date, and then you said you had to go to the bathroom and you never came back. Actions have consequences.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Do you take vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass? Could be a full-time job.

• Dr. Robert Chase : [about a photo of himself]  That... is not me.

  Dr. Chris Taub : That is you.

  Dr. Robert Chase : [Pointing to part of picture]  Th-that's me.

  [Pointing to another part] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : But th-that is not. Whoever did this made it smaller. Much, much smaller.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you. Ironic, since your bone...

  Dr. Robert Chase : It is not in that picture. My proof is right here.

  [Starts to undo his belt] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : You really want to see it?

• Dr. Robert Chase : You live with your parents?

  Kenzie : Oh, just until graduation?

  Dr. Robert Chase : College?... How old are you?

  Kenzie : 18... Next month. Relax. It's not illegal or anything.

• Dr. Robert Chase : I was hoping to get in touch. Thing is, I'm a bit fuzzy on names. Sorry, open bar. She was sitting at Dr. Simpson's table, brunette, purple dress, low-cut.

  Sanford Wells : That's my niece, Winn Phillips.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Your niece? Fantastic.

  Sanford Wells : Her info is in your e-mail.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Also, there was a blonde, green dress.

  Sanford Wells : You want me to hook you up with two women?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Actually, three.

• Dr. Gregory House : Well done, Chase. Now turn off your phone.

  Dr. Robert Chase : You heard that? It's on vibrate.

  Dr. Gregory House : I'm assuming it's been ringing almost non-stop since you changed your status update to, "Nothing lights my fire like a lady-of-size. Less than three bills, don't bother calling." Followed by your cell number.

• Dr. Robert Chase : How generous is "extraordinarily generous?"

  Martha Masters : Call the charity, explain the donation is a fraud.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : And take back Wells's wedding gift? *You* are extraordinarily screwed.