The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

The Gig and the Girlfriend (2010)

Joe Thomas: Simon Cooper

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Quotes 

• Jay : [Jay steps outside to see an ambulance taking Will away]  Wha' Gwan?

  Simon : Somebody called the ambulance and they're taking him away.

  Jay : [high and paranoid]  Oh fucking Jesus, oh no! It wasn't me that sold it, right?

  [sees ambulance lights] 

  Jay : Oh, shit! The blue lights!

  Simon : It's an ambulance.

  Jay : That's what they *want* you to believe!

  [throws various objects out of his pocket, runs away into the night] 

• Jay : [as the group get ready to smoke a joint]  All right, who's first?

  Tara Brown : I've never done it before.

  Simon : Haven't you?

  Tara Brown : No, go on Simon. Show me how.

  Simon : Maybe Jay should go first, because he sorted it. Only fair.

  Jay : Nah, I'm cool. Taking a breather. I smoked one the size of a parsnip whilst I was waiting for you latecomers.