The Office (TV Series)
Christening (2010)
Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly
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Quotes
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Pam Beesly : Cece's getting christened today.
Jim Halpert : Big day.
Pam Beesly : Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.
Jim Halpert : Nope.
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Pam Beesly : I know alot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It's that time of year. And, according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
Kelly Erin Hannon : I heard your mama has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
Michael Scott : Thats true. Thats true. I dated her mama. And you know what?...
Jim Halpert : Stop.
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Pam Beesly : I'm going to set up hand-sanitizing stations around the office.
Dwight Schrute : No. No. No. They will cost you your life.
Jim Halpert : Elaborate
Dwight Schrute : The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand-desanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter.
Pam Beesly : I'm not- I'm not going to do that.
Dwight Schrute : Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.
Jim Halpert : So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.
Dwight Schrute : Yes. I would welcome it.
Jim Halpert : [Sneezes on Dwight] You're welcome.