- Detective Louis Fitch: [Fitch looks closely at the Grand Canyon paperweight on his desk] Did you touch my scorpion?
- Detective Damon Washington: No.
- Detective Louis Fitch: Well, somebody did. When I left, the stinger was pointing north, and now it's the other way.
- Detective Damon Washington: [Gesturing wordlessly] Fine, I picked it up.
- Detective Louis Fitch: Why would you do that?
- Detective Damon Washington: Look at your desk. You got a computer and a phone, not a single personal artifact. Then that... thing appears. How am I *not* gonna pick it up?
- Detective Louis Fitch: You control yourself, like a grown man.
- Detective Damon Washington: Come on.
- Detective Louis Fitch: If you touch anything on my desk, I will chop off your hands. I'll lock 'em in the gun safe.
- [He picks up the paperweight and slams it down as he repositions it, then walks off]
- Detective Damon Washington: Roger that.
- [last lines]
- Detective Damon Washington: Ca-can I ask you about the paperweight? It's *just* killing me.
- Detective Louis Fitch: What would you like to know?
- Detective Damon Washington: What does it *mean*? Did you go to the Grand Canyon? You got people out there? Somebody sent it to you? Hell, if it's just your favorite canyon, or whatever, that's cool. I just - I gotta know. What's up with the paperweight? Seriously.
- Detective Louis Fitch: [laughs and claps his hands once] Why did you choose 'Crazy' to be my song on your phone?
- Detective Damon Washington: Are you still thinking about that? I just picked a Country song - it's a white boy thing.
- Detective Louis Fitch: Oh, still, but 'Crazy', that's very specific.
- Detective Damon Washington: You're reading way too much into that.
- Detective Louis Fitch: Am I?
- Detective Damon Washington: 'Crazy' is actually a love song. So if you wanna pull that thread, this conversation's gonna get real weird, real quick.