Detroit 1-8-7 (TV Series)
Royal Bubbles/Needle Drop (2010)
Michael Imperioli: Detective Louis Fitch
Quotes
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Detective Louis Fitch : [Fitch looks closely at the Grand Canyon paperweight on his desk] Did you touch my scorpion?
Detective Damon Washington : No.
Detective Louis Fitch : Well, somebody did. When I left, the stinger was pointing north, and now it's the other way.
Detective Damon Washington : [Gesturing wordlessly] Fine, I picked it up.
Detective Louis Fitch : Why would you do that?
Detective Damon Washington : Look at your desk. You got a computer and a phone, not a single personal artifact. Then that... thing appears. How am I *not* gonna pick it up?
Detective Louis Fitch : You control yourself, like a grown man.
Detective Damon Washington : Come on.
Detective Louis Fitch : If you touch anything on my desk, I will chop off your hands. I'll lock 'em in the gun safe.
[He picks up the paperweight and slams it down as he repositions it, then walks off]
Detective Damon Washington : Roger that.
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[last lines]
Detective Damon Washington : Ca-can I ask you about the paperweight? It's *just* killing me.
Detective Louis Fitch : What would you like to know?
Detective Damon Washington : What does it *mean*? Did you go to the Grand Canyon? You got people out there? Somebody sent it to you? Hell, if it's just your favorite canyon, or whatever, that's cool. I just - I gotta know. What's up with the paperweight? Seriously.
Detective Louis Fitch : [laughs and claps his hands once] Why did you choose 'Crazy' to be my song on your phone?
Detective Damon Washington : Are you still thinking about that? I just picked a Country song - it's a white boy thing.
Detective Louis Fitch : Oh, still, but 'Crazy', that's very specific.
Detective Damon Washington : You're reading way too much into that.
Detective Louis Fitch : Am I?
Detective Damon Washington : 'Crazy' is actually a love song. So if you wanna pull that thread, this conversation's gonna get real weird, real quick.
