Eric & Ernie (2011 TV Movie)
Vic Reeves: George Bartholomew
Quotes
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Sadie Bartholomew : Do you know what's holding 'em back?
George Bartholomew : The War?
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[Eric and Ernie have just done their first television show and it has received very poor newspaper reviews. Even Eric's mother thinks it was a disaster]
Sadie Bartholomew : [shouting] I can't show me face outside the house! I think we're going to have to move! I told you time and time again to trust your own material! I drummed it into you! And what do you do the moment me back's turned? You forget *everything*!
[Eric walks off and finds his dad sitting alone]
Eric Morecambe : Can I borrow your bike?
George Bartholomew : Where are you planning on going?
Eric Morecambe : Anywhere that they don't have televisions.
George Bartholomew : You could try Barrow-on-Furness. You'll soon be back - people'll forget.
Eric Morecambe : They won't forget this.
[Eric shows George a newspaper cutting of a TV critic's article]
Eric Morecambe : Here, read that.
George Bartholomew : "Definition of a TV - the box they buried Morecambe and Wise in last night". You know what I think. There's nothing harder to find than yesterday's paper.
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[Eric's mother is pushing him into a career as a dancer, but his heart isn't in it. He has just won a children's talent competition doing an embarrassing song-and-dance routine]
George Bartholomew : [conspiratorially, to Eric] Never mind, son. Happen you'll lose next time.
Sadie Bartholomew : [grimly] I heard that!
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[Sadie is searching frantically under the bed and emerges holding a suitcase full of papers]
George Bartholomew : What the bloody hell are you doing?
Sadie Bartholomew : Finding them new material. I'll get Eric to go round to Ernie's tomorrow. Bash their heads together.
George Bartholomew : No, Sadie!
Sadie Bartholomew : What do you mean, "no"? Push, push, push. That's what I do. It's what our Eric needs.
George Bartholomew : Well maybe it's time you stopped pushing.
Sadie Bartholomew : You saying I pushed him into it?
George Bartholomew : Nobody's saying that, Sadie. You were right to push him and I'm glad you did. But... what I saying is... *He's* got to do the pushing now. *He's* got to go down to Ernie. He's got to do it for himself. He's got to *want* to do it himself.
Sadie Bartholomew : Well, beggar me! You don't put your foot down for twenty-five years of married life, and when you finally do, you're wrong!