- Douglas Fargo: [His cellphone rings in the space shuttle] It says "unknown caller." What do you think roaming charges are in space?
- Jo Lupo: The, the records were damaged. Uh, so far, just entries for, uh, Henry and, uh, Fargo and... Professor I.P. Freely.
- Jack Carter: I'm guessing that's Zane.
- Zane Donovan: They're trying to kill us!
- Douglas Fargo: It's standard protocol for any unauthorized launch.
- Zane Donovan: Oh, "it's standard protocol for any unauthorized launch." Nice last words, you geek.
- Douglas Fargo: Well, how about this? You're an ass-hat!
- Zane Donovan: Bite me.
- Douglas Fargo: Ass-hat, ass-hat, ass-hat!
- Zane Donovan: Bite me, bite me, bite me!
- Zane Donovan: What happened to Mr. Optimistic?
- Douglas Fargo: He woke up and smelled the oxygen leak?
- Zane Donovan: You can't smell oxygen.
- Douglas Fargo: You know what I mean!
- Jack Carter: They managed to turn the ship, though... Right? What can they use? Uh, fireworks, a canoe paddle? What's in the ship?
- Henry Deacon: It's never been tested...
- Allison Blake: The f.t.l. Drive?
- Henry Deacon: Yeah, I-if we can get the b.c.e. up and running.
- Jack Carter: That sounds good. How about we speak in whole words?