Wet Kiss (Video 2009) Poster

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A Low-Quality, Problem-Plagued Exercise in Patience
mariajonasfahlsing11 July 2014
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There are multiple problems with this movie:

1) The video quality is poor, amateurish, grainy, and somewhat out of focus. 2) Echoes and background noise make the audio track very hard to listen to, understand, and regulate. I frequently had to adjust the volume, because the background noise drowned out the dialog or the music/sound effects was/were too loud. 3) The story isn't all that interesting and develops really slowly. 4) All of the characters are superficial, lack depth, and are not developed enough for us to really care about any of them much. 5) There was no need for this movie to be over 90 minutes long. It would have been easy to tell the whole story much faster, cut a lot of unnecessary scenes, shorten scenes, and still tell the same lame story. 6) The special effects are cheesy, poorly done, and very obvious. 7) You will never get those 94 minutes of your life back. 8) The moral of the story is, "No good deed goes unpunished." Really?!
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Damp, At Best...
azathothpwiggins3 November 2021
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WET KISS is an example of a good idea gone horribly wrong.

A little girl grows into a devastated, homeless woman. She's befriended by a helpful man. Unfortunately, his friends are all idiots and the woman winds up dead. This leads to her return from a watery grave and revenge by "drowning" her victims on dry land.

As stated, this is a good story idea. The problem lies in its execution, which is excruciatingly dull. There's simply no excitement or suspense in this movie. At all.

This is a shame, since the raw material could have been made into one hell of a scary movie!

It does get credit for the attempt, as well as for the semi-decent finale...
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