The Office (TV Series)
Sex Ed (2010)
Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson
Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on using...
[Stanely laughing]
Andy Bernard : ...this pencil.
Stanley Hudson : [laughs even harder] Oh, God!
Andy Bernard : What?
Oscar Martinez : Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?
Andy Bernard : Well, I'm not going to use my penis, Oscar. It's not exactly hard right now, anyway.
Meredith Palmer : Come on. Give it a rest, pencil
[bleep]
Andy Bernard : I'm doing this for *you*, Meredith!
Meredith Palmer : I didn't want it!
Andy Bernard : Well, didn't you? Why didn't... Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?
[throws pizza against the wall and storms out of the conference room]
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Andy Bernard : Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention, please?
Stanley Hudson : Not again.
Andy Bernard : What do you mean "again"?
Stanley Hudson : You're always asking for our attention.
Andy Bernard : Well, maybe like a year ago.
Stanley Hudson : Mmm. Seems recent.
Andy Bernard : No, that's...
Oscar Martinez : Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.
Andy Bernard : Everyone, I've noticed that we've not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.
Phyllis Vance : Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.
Stanley Hudson : World Cup. That's what I was thinking. You kept announcing scores.
Oscar Martinez : That's right.
Andy Bernard : It's the world's only international sport, so...