"The Office" Counseling (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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  • Michael Scott : Toby, can I really tell you anything?

    Toby Flenderson : Of course.

    Michael Scott : Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table eating my penis - I mean peas. That was weird. Ah, that's weird. I think it all stems from the fact that I was... I was probed. By an alien life force. An A.L.F. ALF. You know I might've actually been probed by ALF. You might think he's a puppet. You never see the lower half, but there's a lower half.

  • Michael Scott : We're gonna leave the blinds open, so everybody can see what a big failure you are.

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