- H.G. Wells: I know a thing or two of the opposite sex. Many of my lovers were men.
- Pete Lattimer: [pause] We'll set that aside for a later time...
- H.G. Wells: [about HG's outfit] What? I checked. This is what the fashionable British archaeologists are wearing nowadays.
- Myka Bering: No... It's what American filmmakers think fashionable British archaeologists are wearing nowadays.
- H.G. Wells: Oh... Well, it *is* ever so comfy.
- H.G. Wells: [Last lines] I do hope you can forgive me.
- Myka Bering: For what?
- H.G. Wells: [Turns, revealing her modified Tesla] This.
- [Zaps Pete and Myka unconscious]