- Atticus Murphy Jr.: I hear you're going through an "experimental phase" thats why I bought you this lesbian basket
- Jenny Kolinsky: What the hell are you doing?
- Todd Smith: No time to talk Jenny, we're on the hunt for the book which apparently has nothing to do with Lesbians.
- Curtis Weaver: Get in touch with your feminine side.
- Todd Smith: Dude, I'm still trying to get in touch with my masculine side.
- Hannah B. Williams: Todd? Can I talk to you privately?
- Hannah B. Williams: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I realize now that you're not the one for me, and I'm not the one for you. And that's ok, and I have no choice but to let you go.
- Todd Smith: [confused] Huh?
- Hannah B. Williams: [softly] I'm breaking up with you.
- Todd Smith: [confused] I didn't even know that we were going out...
- Hannah B. Williams: Okay, if denial helps you cope with the pain, then that's ok.
- Hannah B. Williams: [puts Todd's hand over his heart] Heal thyself.