The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Fried Chicken Flu (2010)

John Witherspoon: Robert 'Granddad' Freeman

Quotes 

• President Barack Obama : My fellow Americans, uh, good afternoon. I'd like to start off by thanking all of you out there, uh, who have called and written letters about the safety of the First Family. You'll be happy to know that Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo are all fine.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Don't nobody care about *you*, man! Tell us everything gonna be okay for *us*!

  President Barack Obama : Everything is going to be okay... *for us*. We are currently in our very own super-secret underground bunker with enough food and water and entertainment to last several lifetimes. But I'm here tonight to talk about *you*. In times of crisis, Americans pull together. And what's going to get us through this difficult time? Sharing.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : *Sharing?*

  President Barack Obama : Lending a helping hand to a neighbor in their hour of need.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : No, fuck a neighbor! What we need is a *cure*!

  President Barack Obama : Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face. But we do have an even more powerful weapon - compassion for our fellow man.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : No! Fuck compassion for our fellow man!

  President Barack Obama : In conclusion, I want to say that we are all in for some tough times ahead, and when I say "we," I mean "you." But Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo are going to be right here, rooting for you all the way. Goodnight, and God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : ...We all gonna die!

• Huey Freeman : Granddad, this is not in the plan!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : According to the *plan*, all we got to eat is Cheerios and green beans. So once again, your plan sucks.

  [to Leonard] 

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : You got a bacon cheeseburger?