All-Star Superman (2011 Video)

Steve Blum: Atlas, General Sam Lane, Astronaut #1

Quotes 

• Superman : You stole that necklace.

  Atlas : Don't you see? We couldn't fight the Ultra-Sphinx without help, so we let it chase us here.

  Samson : But we meant no harm to Lois, I swear to living Zeus.

  Superman : And I swear too. If she dies, you're both going to the Phantom Zone. Ultra-Sphinx, let's hear it.

  Ultra-Sphinx : Question: What happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object?

  Superman : They surrender.

• Atlas : Wait a minute, what about our contest? Answering a riddle is hardly what I'd call a feat of strength.

  Samson : I agree. How about I wrestle you for her? Or is the mighty Man of Steel a coward?

  Atlas : Even the shield on his chest is yellow.

• Superman : Then we have a deal? If I win, you both leave the 21st century right now.

  Atlas : I'll be leaving, all right, with the beauteous Lois Lane on my arm.

  Samson : Not if I beat him first.

  [they double arm-wrestle Superman] 

  Superman : I'm sorry, have you two already started?

  [slams their arms down]