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Quotes
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Anthony Cooper : Mom, do you mind?... Please
Kelly Cooper : What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!
Emily Cooper : Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Cooper : Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!
Ben Cooper : Every penis.
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Anthony Cooper : Where's bumble bee?
Kelly Cooper : Alexander murdered it so now he's going to cry all night.
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Anthony Cooper : Bro i gotta take a shower. I gotta get to school or Celia won't call me back. Oh no. No way not today. Get out dude. Get out!
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Alexander Cooper : Why are you here?
Anthony Cooper : Shut up.
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Anthony Cooper : [to Alexander throwing a ball at him while on the phone] What's your problem?
Celia : [on the phone thinking Anthony was talking to her] Excuse me?
Anthony Cooper : You know what, you're so annoying. Why can't you just chill out for one second. You're exhausting.
Celia : Are you kidding?
[hangs up]
Anthony Cooper : Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.
[realizing Celia hung up on him]
Anthony Cooper : Celia?
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Anthony Cooper : Celia! Hey, Celia. Wait up. Hey, what's wrong? You haven't been answering your phone since last night.
Celia : Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting.
Anthony Cooper : I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my idiot brother.
Celia : Whatever.
Anthony Cooper : I tried calling you back.
Celia : Yeah, well, I really don't feel like talking to you. I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that comes from having a girlfriend.
Anthony Cooper : Wait. Are you breaking up with me? What about tonight?
Celia : I don't even want to go.