The Mentalist (TV Series)

Cackle-Bladder Blood (2010)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

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• Teresa Lisbon : SAC PD will want to talk to you about Landon Wale, and KRAM. There are some fraud charges pending.

  Danny Ruskin : [Slight chuckle]  Fraud charge is *very* hard to prove, especially when nothing changed hands. In fact, now that I think of it, I'm actually innocent.

  Teresa Lisbon : Whatever. They're on their way.

  [Danny starts to panic] 

  Patrick Jane : I believe she's telling you to scram.

  Teresa Lisbon : That's not what I said.

  [Danny leaves] 

  Patrick Jane : Thank you, Lisbon.

  Teresa Lisbon : I didn't hear that.

  Patrick Jane : Thank you Lisbon

  Teresa Lisbon : I can't hear anything

• Teresa Lisbon : Detective, can you uncuff this one now please?

  Detective Reece : He's still a suspect.

  Teresa Lisbon : He is not gonna leave town; release him into my custody, you know he's not good for it, zero connection to the victim.

  Patrick Jane : Nada, niente, zip, nought... I could go on.

  Teresa Lisbon : I am reaching out to you Detective, I know this man and I know he's telling the truth about what happened.

  Teresa Lisbon : [Outside]  The truth, now!

  Patrick Jane : Beg your pardon?

  Teresa Lisbon : Talk or I will give you back to Detective Reece, seriously!

• Trixie : [Quietly]  Hey, you're Patrick's friend, right?

  Teresa Lisbon : Yeah.

  Trixie : He said to tell you he's really really sorry about all this.

  Teresa Lisbon : Jane's with Danny?

  Trixie : Jane? No. It was a man, Patrick.

• Samantha : What's with the state trooper?

  Pete : Yeah, it's, like, unreal, huh? A Jane working with the law.

  Teresa Lisbon : How do I look like a cop?

  Samantha : Oh, please. Look like Cagney and Lacey had a baby, called it Pepper.

• Patrick Jane : County fair starts Saturday.

  Teresa Lisbon : So Danny'll be there?

  Patrick Jane : Well, no, it's not that simple. But someone there will know where he is.

  Teresa Lisbon : He's a carny like you used to be?

  Patrick Jane : "Carny" is a very broad term, Lisbon. Uh... Danny's more show biz, but it... it's been a while.

  Teresa Lisbon : Before last night, when was the last time you talked to him?

  Patrick Jane : When I called him to tell him what Red John had done.

• Patrick Jane : But uh, my wife, she uh, she didn't want any part of it.

  Teresa Lisbon : Why?

  Patrick Jane : Carny's are good people. But uh, you know, you're either with the show or you're not. There's - there's nowhere in the middle. And if you're not with the show, then you're a mark. You're a sucker. And she didn't like that.

• Patrick Jane : [arriving at a carnival looking for his brother-in-law]  You're not gonna need the badge. They're gonna tell you're a cop without it.

  Teresa Lisbon : Actually, people very rarely guess I'm a cop.

  Patrick Jane : Oh, yeah. Let me do the talking.

  Teresa Lisbon : When it's advisable.

  Patrick Jane : And don't mention Danny until I do.

  Teresa Lisbon : I'll be the judge of that.

• Teresa Lisbon : [On the cellphone]  Jane, you have to come in. Danny could be dangerous. We're not looking to use deadly force, but things happen. It's not safe for you.

  Patrick Jane : Getting close to nabbing him, are you? Oh, that's good to know. Well, may the best man win, Lisbon.