The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
The Football Game (1951)
Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen
Quotes
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Mr. Phillips, the Gardener : Say, this certainly is a nice day today, isn't it?
Gracie Allen : It certainly is but that's one of those things we can do nothing about.
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Gracie Allen : You know, last time I was to a game I sat next to Harry and he explained football to me.
Blanche Morton : That was the last time he went too.
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Gracie Allen : My husband says he wants the leaves out of the pool every morning. I've got a whole garage full, I don't know what he's gonna do with them.
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[Gracie picks up a can of Carnation milk]
Gracie Allen : Do you know something? Cows are smarter than people.
Sgt. Harris : Some people, yes.
Gracie Allen : And you know why? They're smart enough to put their milk in these little cans and you can't even get it out without punching a little hole in it!
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[George picks up a thermos]
George Burns : What have you got in here?
Gracie Allen : Hot coffee for the game tonight.
George Burns : All you've got in here are brown ice cubes.
Gracie Allen : Sure, that's my own idea. You see, the minute the coffee starts to boil, I freeze it. Then when it melts it's nice and hot!