Warehouse 13 (TV Series)

Around the Bend (2010)

Allison Scagliotti: Claudia Donovan

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Quotes 

• Claudia Donovan : [Holding up a piece of paper]  Do you want to talk about this?

  Artie Nielsen : This is why I said leave it alone!

  Claudia Donovan : Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer! That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not for Artie'.

  Artie Nielsen : [mumbles]  That was one time, and I... Don't you have a boyfriend that you can be irritating instead of me?

  Claudia Donovan : He dumped me.

  Artie Nielsen : Oh, I didn't know. Do you want me to call him?

  Claudia Donovan : Artie, this is a list of ways to kill me.

  Artie Nielsen : They're not...

  [Artie takes the list from Claudia and quickly skims it] 

  Artie Nielsen : ALL killing you. There's other options here.

  Claudia Donovan : 'Erase her memory'?

  Artie Nielsen : That's comparatively humane.

  Claudia Donovan : 'Drop her in a non-English speaking country'?

  Artie Nielsen : See they're just trying to stall for time. They know you're gonna find your way back.

  Claudia Donovan : That doesn't make me feel any better!

  Artie Nielsen : Don't you think that there's a file like this on all of us? Don't you know there's one with my name on it?

  Claudia Donovan : And are you okay with that?