Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
I Kissed a Girl (2010)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : What about DNA substance from the sexual assault?
Maura Isles : No semen, but I did collect some deerskin fibers.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : So we're looking for Bambi.
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Jorge : You're like a race car. Finely tuned. Beautiful.
[whispering, leaning in for a kiss]
Jorge : Fast.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Not that fast.
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Maura Isles : Come on, Jane, Jorge's a catch.
Detective Vince Korsak : If you don't want him, can I have him?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Jorge? Yeah, he's all yours. Maybe if I get fat, he'll stop calling.
Maura Isles : I just think if you allow him to see all sides of you, then he'll stop calling.
[Jane turns and stares at Maura]
Maura Isles : You know what, I just heard what that sounded like, and that is, what I meant to say was that human beings have good and bad traits, you know, and you have, you know, some characteristics that are a little not as, um, wow, fudge clusters!
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Maybe I should be a lesbian.
Maura Isles : Aww, well wishes can come true. Frost and Korsak wanted to fill out your dating profile. I typed!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You what?
Maura Isles : If it wasn't for me, you'd be butch.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Maura, we all love the fact that you dress like you're about to strut down a Paris runway. It's, it's... interesting.
Detective Barry Frost : It's endearing.
Detective Vince Korsak : Sexy.
[Maura, Jane and Frost stare at him]
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Maura Isles : The injuries are consistent with a non-biological, phallus-shaped object
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [whispers] You mean a dildo?
Maura Isles : Yes, I believe that is the popular term for it. But did you know a 28,000 stone phallus was recently found in a German cave? The Ice Age men were using it for knapping flints
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, Ice Age women were using it for making sparks too!
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Maura Isles : [Showing Jane her undercover dress] This is completely appropriate
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Uhm. No, It's perfect, but were exactly am I going to hide the camera and the wire?
[Maura frowns]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I know! In my thong!
Maura Isles : Oh, well, maybe you can wear a brief
Detective Jane Rizzoli : No!
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Detective Barry Frost : [to Maura] You got her to do yoga?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [sarcastically] No, it was my idea. I love yoga.
Maura Isles : We had to leave before Ardha Chandrasana. I feel very unbalanced.
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[last lines]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [They are back in yoga class] You better hope this calms me down.
Maura Isles : Well I could always tell him you like him.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Don't you dare.
[playfully pushes Maura and apologizes to the yoga instructor as they go back and forth]
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Looking at the body that Maura investigates] She was sexually assaulted
Maura Isles : Reddish-brown stains at the inner thighs and external genitalia
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I hear an echo!
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Maura Isles : Her last glucose level reading was over 400
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Is that good or bad?
Maura Isles : It's extremely high
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Is that good or bad?
Maura Isles : Bad
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : The murder weapon has a rectangular edge on it
Maura Isles : I can't confirm that!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hey, Frost, we're looking for a 2-by-4
[Frost picks up one with a blood stain]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Frost we're looking for an idiot
Detective Barry Frost : Is that your way of saying you want to talk to the husband?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What does that say about relationships that the husband or boyfriend are our first suspect?
Detective Barry Frost : You're getting ready for an "I hate man"-speech?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I like man! Just not the ones that kill
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John J. Murray : Satan is using homosexuals to destroy the Kingdom of God
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [to Frost] Be on the lookout for a man wearing a red cape with a tail and pointy ears
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Really?
Maura Isles : That bad?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I thought you said you couldn't lie?
Maura Isles : What do you mean? I can't!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You did!
Maura Isles : Only one time when I said I'd finished my homework and I hadn't and I immediately went vasovagal... fainted
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Jorge is in medicine...?
Maura Isles : Technically, yes, he is
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What's his specialty? Lactation?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : What if...
Maura Isles : I don't like sentences that begin with "What if"
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Let's assume...
Maura Isles : Why's that better?