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Anthony DiNozzo : How'd we end up doing a Navy cop's job for him?
Detective Danny Price : Cause he's smarter than us.
Anthony DiNozzo : Mmm. More devious - maybe. I don't know about smarter.
Detective Danny Price : I kind of liked him actually.
Anthony DiNozzo : Who'd want to be a Navy cop? I'd rather have the plague.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : That was the plan. Until you screwed it up.
Anthony DiNozzo : [laugh] Me? Listen here. You're the one that didn't tell the department that your, uh, N-C-I-S was running an op.
Detective Danny Price : Or read our dispatch. We had a BOLO out on Joey for two days.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, I know.
Anthony DiNozzo : You knew?... Well then, what the hell were you doing, running around risking -?
[Tony laughs in realization]
Anthony DiNozzo : Really? You wanted to get arrested. We didn't screw anything up for him. You're a new face on the street. What's the best way to earn instant bona fides than, uh - getting pinched?
[DiNozzo chuckles]
Anthony DiNozzo : A Navy guy. I don't like getting played. Having said that, well played. Very Donnie Brasco, actually.
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Detective Danny Price : Oh. Hey, look. I think this is for you.
[Hands Tony a fortune cookie]
Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] "Love is for the lucky and the brave." Why is that for me?
Detective Danny Price : Hey, man, asking your High School Music teacher out qualifies as brave in my book.
Anthony DiNozzo : Wendy asked me out, remember?
Detective Danny Price : See, that's why you can dress like that. 'Cause you're good-looking. But one of these days, the looks are gonna run out.
Anthony DiNozzo : I plan to be safely married by then, Danny.
Detective Danny Price : Well, if not, you might want to consider a new wardrobe. Seriously. Yeah, with the right clothes, you'd be unstoppable.
Anthony DiNozzo : What's that supposed to mean?
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Anthony DiNozzo : Well, it's confirmed, he's a cop. A Navy cop. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Detective Danny Price : Oops. We're sorry. Maybe next time, you'll remember your identification.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You don't do a lot of undercover work, do you?
Anthony DiNozzo : Do you? You just got arrested.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I let you arrest me.
Anthony DiNozzo : Let?
[laughs]
Anthony DiNozzo : Who you kidding? I chased you half a block, and I had you like a gazelle on the Serengeti. Am I wrong?
Detective Danny Price : No.
Anthony DiNozzo : No. So what am I supposed to call you, Special Agent, uh, Leroy?
Detective Danny Price : Mm-hmm?
Anthony DiNozzo : Jethro?
Detective Danny Price : Jethro? Mm
Anthony DiNozzo : That's a little Beverly Hillbillies. Gibbs it is, I guess.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [as Danny shows off his new tattoo] Does it really go with the suit, though?
Detective Danny Price : Oh, it's - it's Nino Cerruti.
Anthony DiNozzo : Cerr-uti...
Detective Danny Price : Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from a man who still wears tube socks.
Anthony DiNozzo : What's the matter with tube socks? They're very comfortable, and they give you traction.
Detective Danny Price : For what?
Tweaking Addict : Get off of me!
Anthony DiNozzo : [an addict breaks loose of a patrolman and charges through the squadroom. Tony gives his chair a shove with his foot, sending it into the addict's path and sending him crashing to the floor] Yeesh. Ow.
Detective Danny Price : You didn't need tube socks for that.
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Detective Danny Price : This fell out of your jacket.
[Hands him a ring box]
Detective Danny Price : Hmm? You planning to propose to Wendy or something?
Anthony DiNozzo : Actually, I already did.
Detective Danny Price : What?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I got to take it back and get it resized, though.
[Looks at ring]
Anthony DiNozzo : Evidently, it's a little small.
Detective Danny Price : Well... so she said...
Anthony DiNozzo : She said yes, you smart-ass.
Detective Danny Price : And you were going to tell me this when?
Anthony DiNozzo : I haven't told anybody.
Detective Danny Price : In case she said no?
Anthony DiNozzo : No. I just wanted to tell her first before I told anyone else.
Detective Danny Price : Okay. Okay. Well, congrats, man. Excellent.
Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks.