Quotes
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Tobias Fornell : You know Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the - kind of relationship - that we have.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tobias, you've always been a glass half full kind of guy.
Tobias Fornell : Never have to pay alomony again.
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Tobias Fornell : Oh come on, Jethro. Before it got bad, there must have been some good times.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She caught her finger in the car door once.
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Tobias Fornell : Hey, you get an invitation to Diane's wedding.
[Gibbs stares at DiNozzo. DiNozzo moves away slowly]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, I got three.
Tobias Fornell : Three? Woman always was persistent.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
Tobias Fornell : Are you going?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Are *you*?
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Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler : Now look, I don't follow how NCIS fits in.
Tobias Fornell : FBI also.
Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler : It's an alphabet party.
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Tobias Fornell : [about Diane's wedding] Who the Hell am I trying to kid? I don't want to go either... Eh, she'll understand.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, right - like Hell.
Tobias Fornell : Good point. You know who the new guy is?
[Chuckling]
Tobias Fornell : Homeland Security - she'll never learn.