- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, now we're going to have to shutdown the computer using the Unix command line.
- Computer: 10... 9... 8...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Now listen to me carefully -
- [Gunshots are heard over the feed]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss? What's happening? Talk to me, boss. What's happening? Are you okay? Can you hear me?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Game over.
- Computer: 2... 1
- [Gibbs shoots the computer again]
- [last lines]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [hits his computer] McGee! I hate this thing, McGee!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [running] No! Don't shoot!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Just give me one second here boss. Almost got this fixed.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Slight pause. Then Gibbs pulls out all the power cords in his surge protector] Fixed!
- Abby Sciuto: Gotta start somewhere.
- [Holding up a jar for McGee's defense fund]
- Abby Sciuto: Pony up. McGee is not going to jail if I can help it.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Oh McGee's not going to jail, Abs.
- Abby Sciuto: Can you say that will 100% accuracy?
- [pause. Gibbs puts some money in the jar]
- Abby Sciuto: All right, now on to the case.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about Snyder] Been missing for 2 days... You should keep better tabs on your investments. 100 Gs is a lot of money.
- Agah Bayar: Forgive me... if I don't take business advice from a government employee.
- [Gibbs shows him some shots of the kill screen]
- Agah Bayar: Where did you get those?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Government employee. Look familiar?
- Ziva David: I would've like to have seen Gibbs shoot that computer.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, if I don't get his email working, you might get a second chance.
- Ziva David: I almost shot Tony last night. We were stuck for almost 3 hours before the firemen were able to open up the firedoors.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And you loved every second of it.
- Pick Pocket: Come on, man. This is harrassment! That's my purse.
- Cop: [looks inside the purse] What the hell?
- [the Cop drops the purse and draws his his weapon]
- Cop: Hands up where I can see them!
- Pick Pocket: [raising his hands] Whoa, whoa, whoa...!
- [He looks down and sees what fell out of the purse: severed human fingertips and teeth]
- Pick Pocket: WHOA! That's not my purse!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [after Gibbs hits his computer with a bat] Boss. That's - that's really not going to help.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, it helps me.
- Ziva David: [At a gaming center] Do you do this?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No. No. It's too geeky even for me.
- Passing Player: Hey McGeeminator! Heh! You ready for a rematch?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hey... uh, no. Actually, I'm - I'm here working so -sorry.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Still hiding behind your horoscope?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Who said I was hiding?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The guy who's been working with you for the last 7 years.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [McGee chuckles] Think I'd like the sarcastic Tony back now, please.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, he's not here right now. Just wise thoughtful Tony. And uh, you've got a lot more on your mind than just a horoscope. But there's taking it easy and then there's uh, being a dumb-ass - which is kind of my strong suit. But you like the girl, she seems to like you. What more do you need to know?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'll think about it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't take too long. Life's short. Just ask this guy... Found our programmer.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [after an explosion] Boss,can you hear me? Boss?
- Computer: Third firewall has been breached.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Can you hear me?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Coughing] Hey McGee. You missed one.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Sorry about that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [entering the bullpen and seeing McGee at Gibbs' desk] Hope you didn't break his computer. He doesn't like that thing even when it's working.
- Agah Bayar: [to Gibbs] I must say you're much more imposing in person than your dossier leads one to believe - and a lot greyer.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We got enough, boss.
- Blake Martin: ...Enough? You don't have my fingerprints.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No... But we just got your confession.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Corporal Zack Armstrong, 25, was a decorated Marine.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: He was about to be deployed to Afghanistan. Before that, he served two tours in Iraq.
- Ziva David: Which earned him a Silver Star.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He single-handedly captured the Nine and Ten of Clubs in the Iraq War fugitive deck of cards.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: High-profile targets.
- Ziva David: With many just now being sentenced.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Think the corporal's murder was payback for their capture?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, he was tied to a tree while somebody tried to drive off with his feet. He certainly pissed off somebody.
- Blake Martin: My company handles certain sensitive security issues for the Pentagon. I was assigned by the D.O.D. to investigate several breaches that have eminated from this office.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Really? Must be some computer virus or something.
- Blake Martin: Or illegal hacking. You are Agent McGee, right? Your director assigned you to help me with this investigation.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...Sure. Yeah. Sure. Happy to help.
- Jimmy Palmer: This is one cold-blooded killer. He stops for a hot dog while getting rid of the evidence?
- Donald Mallard: It's not uncommon for killers to find themselves unusually hungry after the act.