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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Where do I start?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh no. Don't. Please don't.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McLean. McFly. McQueen. McGeek. McBankrupt. McMiserable. McRib. McGreek...
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [about a blow up doll] Right now, all I gotta do is figure out how to deflate this thing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh that's easy. There's always a button right here on the back of the neck... There's no reason I should know that.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why? Why did you do this to me?
Nick Miler : You're always doing the same thing. Go to work. Come home. Go to work again. You even order the same take out food every single night.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not every night.
Nick Miler : Dude, yes. You gotta start living. You're too young to act so old.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not a hacker, either.
Ziva David : Uh how do you know?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : My firewall hasn't been penetrated.
Ziva David : Lubricant helps. But everyone has dry spells.
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Timothy McGee : Since when did banks become so evil?
Anthony DiNozzo : Since about the 12th century.