- Emma Bradshaw: Okay, say you could conjure up your ideal woman from scratch, who would she be?
- Nate Bazile: Hmmm.
- Emma Bradshaw: But you know what? Let me guess. Pint-sized? Big eyes? Looks like that chick from "Roswell"?
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- Radio Announcer: Good morning, Portland. Welcome to a morning of Fall music madness on K-100. Ryan and Kelly will be back on Monday, but today we're giving away tickets to the K-100 Sugar Magnolia Music Festival, happening this weekend, emceed by your favorite host, Ryan Thomas, who's hard at work getting ready for the big event.