Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Meet the Parents (2010)

Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Melanie Moretti : Hey!

  Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, how was the farmers' market?

  Melanie Moretti : Weird.

  Joy Scroggs : In L.A. a farmers' market means sushi, pâté and chilladas.

  Victoria Chase : This is just a bunch of stuff... grown by farmers.

• Melanie Moretti : Well, my mum hasn't let me leave the house since she got here. My childhood all over again. She just wants me to stay at home. And eat. I was raised like a veal.

  Victoria Chase : That's better than being raised by a ham. Who tries to pork everybody.