- Caleb Rivers: What's the hurry? You want to be the first in line. Too see your boy Justin Bieber's new movie?
- Hanna Marin: First of all, it's not just a movie. It's his real story.
- Caleb Rivers: About what... his hair?
- Hanna Marin: You know what, just don't talk about the Beebs, okay? You don't know the Beebs, you don't understand the Beebs. Or his hair.
- Hanna Marin: You are like one of those things that sticks to the side of boats that can only be removed with a hacksaw or something.
- Caleb Rivers: Very nice. I thought fancy Rosewood girls like you knew how to say "please" and "thank you".
- Hanna Marin: Well, please peel your sweaty body off of my locker. Thank you.
- Caleb Rivers: Skipping gym? If you really want to earn some bad girl stripes, I'd be happy to help.
- Hanna Marin: If you're proposing that we get matching tattoos, the answer is no.
- Caleb Rivers: [as Hanna sits down next to him in detention class] Whoa... are you stalking me?
- Hanna Marin: Yeah. Can't get enough of that knock-off cologne.
- Emily Fields: [early morning, group going downstairs] I didn't realize life existed at this hour.
- Aria Montgomery: [rushing to computer] Come on, guys, just walk. You need to see this.
- Hanna Marin: You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.
- Spencer Hastings: I'll make coffee.
- Hanna Marin: Well, when it's ready, just pour it down my throat.