Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
It's Not That Complicated (2010)
Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky
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Quotes
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Elka Ostrovsky : Desperate much?
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[first lines]
Victoria Chase : Mel! Your taxi's here!
Melanie Moretti : Oh, okay, coming.
[stumbles on the stairs]
Melanie Moretti : Oh, puppy-tails!
Victoria Chase : Melanie, please. Language. What, is that what you're wearing on the plane?
Joy Scroggs : Mmm, someone's looking to get bumped to first class.
Melanie Moretti : Why, no. As soon as I get to New York, I have to rush straight to Jenna's play; I'm not going to have time to change.
Joy Scroggs : That's a lot of boobage for your daughter's play.
Elka Ostrovsky : Nice girls keep their cookies in a jar.
Melanie Moretti : Yes, I know, but Jenna set me up with one of her friends' fathers and we're going out to dinner after.
Elka Ostrovsky : Well, in that case, tits ahoy!
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Joy Scroggs : What's going on here? I thought you went to the dance with Max last night.
Elka Ostrovsky : I did. But then Nick asked me to dance, and one thing led to another...
Victoria Chase : You cheated on Max?
Elka Ostrovsky : Twice! First a waltz, and then a polka!
Victoria Chase : But that's it? You danced?
Elka Ostrovsky : A *polka*! The Polish forbidden dance of love!
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Victoria Chase : So. Nick is *not* going to take no for an answer, huh?
Elka Ostrovsky : No. I've never been in a triangle before. You girls are slutty; what would you do?
Joy Scroggs : Geometry's more Victoria's specialty; she's been into triangles, squares...
Victoria Chase : Yeah, I was almost in a hexagon once, but at the last minute the twins dropped out.